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1. Nasty-assed diarrhea.
2. "Voodoo Doodoo."
3. "Montezuma's revenge."
Best step back, mate! This one's gonna be a "squirty"!
squirty by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003
Words you can keep
When you put the squirt of a girl in a cup with a lollipop stick in it and freeze it in the freezer, you get a squirty. Yes, you can eat it.
Girl: You want a squirty?
Boy: Yeah Sure!
Girl: Hold on a minute.
kat: omg that guy was so squirty
anna: i know right!
squirty by katty e November 3, 2008
Annoying and very loud person that won't stop talking to you, or maybe jealous
John: HI IM JOHN I LIKE FOOTBALL, SOCCER, HOCKEY WHAT DO YOU PLAY BTW DO YOU LIKE BURGERS I LOVE BERGER'S ANYWAYSS =]

you: UMMM HI JOHN YOUR BEING A LITTLE SQUIRTY RIGHT NOW....
Squirty by Hmmmm hmmmhm August 7, 2021
This is my Squirty!”
Squirty by anonymous July 27, 2024
1- Something so amazing that the only word you can use to describe it is squirty

2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty
Sentence 1: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find.

Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find
Squirty by TheSquirty August 21, 2024

squirty poop 

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell
Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.
squirty poop by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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