The action of sniffling while snorting at the same time. Usually not actually snorting anything, but makes it sound like you are. Usually only used by internet users.
I was about to finish until I heard a snifflesnort. Shit got weird.
Alt. Example: When you're balls deep and about to get lost, someone walks in and a snifflesnort ensues. The cross between an "Oh, what the fuck that's my sister and holy shit you have a hairy ass."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"