snowked 

(pronounced like "smoked")

To be stoked due to snow. Most applicable when there is copious new snow; can also be used anytime one is stoked as a result of snow.

(Portmanteau of stoked and snow.)

I just looked outside and it puked all night. Snowked on that! Too bad I was hoggin' last night and brought home a skig-skag with hot dog neck from Vex. Should have told her to get off my tip when she was jocking my shit at the club, but I was already faded. Gotta get this plumper out of here so I can go riding. Lifts start at 9:00.

snowked by werttreb November 20, 2009

snorked 

past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)

It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.

Orchestra member: Say, Bob…I noticed that you missed that high note in the last stanza.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.

snorked by goose_on_a_roof October 13, 2022

snoked 

When an ultimate villain dies like a bitch, in a highly unsatisfying and anticlimactic fashion
Source - Star Wars: Last Jedi

The Night King got snoked

snoked by phillyflyer May 1, 2019

snorked 

To inadvertently burn someone, especially in a card game or competition.

You are playing Texas Hold 'em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. You have been snorked.

or

You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.

snorked by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010

Snowed 

Medical slang term for when a person has reached a level of drug intoxication that greatly alters their level of conciousness, usually only orietend to themselves.

Why is that patient laughing at the wall? The nurse snowed him out with morphine. He won't be feeling anything for awhile.

Snowed by Romulancloak October 14, 2016

Jon Snowed 

You are in the shit. Your hair needs a wash. Your bae is gone, everyone is calling you a titface because your bae WAS your bae, and you can't be lord of Winterfell because some guy with a beard is being a nob.

Person 1: *sigh* My girl just left me, she said she was going somewhere 'hot' and everyone's being a wanker about me liking her.

Person 2: Man, you got SO Jon Snowed.
Person 1: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE CAVE

Jon Snowed by Sakura_Ryuzaki May 4, 2015

snowed under 

Have too much work to do

I want to leave work on time today, but I can't because I'm snowed under.

snowed under by MC Tunes January 3, 2008