snotmuncher
An obnoxious, hyperkinetic, or hyperactive toddler or grade school age kid,who is found running around and/or screaming at places like "Wally World" or Crapdonalds.
snotmuncher by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013
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Shitmuncher
Someone who accepts and broadcasts the dumbed down mass media opinion over thinking for themselves. Often will be overly patriotic and borderline racist. Typically reads a middle market tabloid.
Dan: I Was Born In The UK, So Why Do I Have Less Rights Then Immigrants?
Jake: You don't, why don't you start forming your own opinions based on your own research rather than spouting dail mail readers letters you shitmuncher.
Jake: You don't, why don't you start forming your own opinions based on your own research rather than spouting dail mail readers letters you shitmuncher.
Shitmuncher by dexterchip March 6, 2011
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snowmuncher
Everyone in the nursing home suspected that Norma and Martha were snowmunchers based on their frequent public displays of affection.
snowmuncher by Cozeen March 4, 2005
scatmuncher
scatmuncher by annuvin May 10, 2004
scrotmuncher
One who embraces the ball sac so much that they proceed to munch furiously on them till the recepient's legs begin to wobble and they let loose a tornado of jip liable to find residence in any of the givers apertures.
scrotmuncher by Ken Kelly November 14, 2006
slutmuncher
slutmuncher by slapstaa May 26, 2008
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