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Snot block

When you try to talk but get stopped by an excessive amount of mucus in your throat. Usually happens when you have a cold and sniff too much rather than blowing your nose.
No fair! I wanted to call padiddle but I was stopped by another snot block, gross!
Snot block by A. Jean February 15, 2010

snot blocking 

Avoiding a persons romantic advances by blowing snot out ones nose.
The only way for Lucy to avoid Dylan's kiss was by snot blocking him.
snot blocking by Declan8 May 20, 2016

snot blocker 

Glass or plastic barrier positioned over food at buffet restaurants. Prevents slimy mucus and aerosolized droplets from getting onto the food. Street term for a sneeze guard.
I'm glad there's a snot blocker over the buffet. I noticed a lot of people coughing and sneezing since it's flu season.
snot blocker by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014

snotlocker 

nose, according to david sedaris' father
just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!
snotlocker by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

snotlocker 

your nose.
he must have lost the combonation to his snotlocker because he is trying to pick it.
snotlocker by your mom September 3, 2003

Shotblocking

Demanding the last of a communal bottle of liquor, thereby preventing the shareholders from any further shots.
Thanks for the last of the Cuervo, Justin. Sorry for shotblocking.
Shotblocking by Sherlock Homie March 27, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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