dole's definitions

willy nilly

What a stupid thing to say

"willy nilly"

by Dole November 10, 2003

dick snorkel

Someone that licks balls. When holding the shaft of the penis up to lick balls, it looks like a snorkel.

Me: dude that chick blew me last week.

Friend: no way! Did she dick snorkel you?

by dole September 24, 2013

mofoguy

A person or thing who/that is a total shitfucking son of a bitch. Usually used for someone like a prep, jock, "ghetto" faggot. Some of these people are cool, but a lot of them are mofoguys. Some may think because it has "mofo" in it it means motherfuck. This is not correct.

Lookit that mofoguy with his two inch dick. He a real assmunch.

by Dole November 8, 2004

Shnof

Imaginary city in Alaska

Shnof Shnof Shnof Shnof Shnof

by Dole November 7, 2004

Hardcore Muffin

A muffin including unstable properties which kicks fucking ass. Unfortunatley, it has side affects including paranoia, dillusion, and downright insanity. They only way you can avoid these side-affects is if you are a pothead. But this is not safe either, because hardcore muffins give potheads horrible seizures and braindamage similair to that caused by acid.

Fred: Hello Rob. Hello Kevin.
Rob: Hello Fred. Hello Kevin.
Kevin: Hardcore muffins.

by Dole November 8, 2004

Bassblower

The girlfriend of a bassist.

My bassblower sucked me off last night while I was playing my bass guitar.

by Dole November 8, 2004