dole's definitions

dick snorkel

Someone that licks balls. When holding the shaft of the penis up to lick balls, it looks like a snorkel.

Me: dude that chick blew me last week.

Friend: no way! Did she dick snorkel you?

by dole September 24, 2013

Shnof

Imaginary city in Alaska

Shnof Shnof Shnof Shnof Shnof

by Dole November 7, 2004

mofoguy

A person or thing who/that is a total shitfucking son of a bitch. Usually used for someone like a prep, jock, "ghetto" faggot. Some of these people are cool, but a lot of them are mofoguys. Some may think because it has "mofo" in it it means motherfuck. This is not correct.

Lookit that mofoguy with his two inch dick. He a real assmunch.

by Dole November 8, 2004

willy nilly

What a stupid thing to say

"willy nilly"

by Dole November 10, 2003

Hardcore Muffin

A muffin including unstable properties which kicks fucking ass. Unfortunatley, it has side affects including paranoia, dillusion, and downright insanity. They only way you can avoid these side-affects is if you are a pothead. But this is not safe either, because hardcore muffins give potheads horrible seizures and braindamage similair to that caused by acid.

Fred: Hello Rob. Hello Kevin.
Rob: Hello Fred. Hello Kevin.
Kevin: Hardcore muffins.

by Dole November 8, 2004

Bassblower

The girlfriend of a bassist.

My bassblower sucked me off last night while I was playing my bass guitar.

by Dole November 8, 2004