snoopstache 

When you buy tortoises for your daughter for Christmas and moisturize your hands because they feel scratchy

This girl is SUCH a snoopstache.

snoopstache by Snoopstache November 29, 2019

Snotstache

what forms when a child has so much mucus running out of it's nose that it begins to flow out of both nostrils and over the lip and/or down to the corners of the mouth. In extreme cases, this can extend beyond the corners and run down to the chin, creating a sort of "Fu-man choo" style of snotstache.

"Eww...I dropped my kid off at daycare today and that sickly kid with the snotstache was there. I guess everybody's catching something this week!"

Snotstache by xtina22 March 16, 2009

snotstache

a large amount of snot running down on your mustache causing an icicle.

SNOTSTACHE: When a person with a mustache exercises in extremely cold weather they grow a snotstache.

snotstache by sacrastic suzy March 1, 2009

Scoonstache 

Used to describe a skunk. Nocturnal animal that sprays ass gas to defend itself, one of its main characteristics is a white line on its back. Scoonstache is commonly confused with Coonstache when heard.

Watch out for that Scoonstache man!

It smells like a Scoonstache

Scoonstache by douche-fag October 9, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004