When you buy tortoises for your daughter for Christmas and moisturize your hands because they feel scratchy
by Snoopstache November 29, 2019
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"Eww...I dropped my kid off at daycare today and that sickly kid with the snotstache was there. I guess everybody's catching something this week!"
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SNOTSTACHE: When a person with a mustache exercises in extremely cold weather they grow a snotstache.
by sacrastic suzy March 1, 2009
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