snoopstache 

When you buy tortoises for your daughter for Christmas and moisturize your hands because they feel scratchy

This girl is SUCH a snoopstache.

snoopstache by Snoopstache November 29, 2019

Snotstache

what forms when a child has so much mucus running out of it's nose that it begins to flow out of both nostrils and over the lip and/or down to the corners of the mouth. In extreme cases, this can extend beyond the corners and run down to the chin, creating a sort of "Fu-man choo" style of snotstache.

"Eww...I dropped my kid off at daycare today and that sickly kid with the snotstache was there. I guess everybody's catching something this week!"

Snotstache by xtina22 March 16, 2009

snotstache

a large amount of snot running down on your mustache causing an icicle.

SNOTSTACHE: When a person with a mustache exercises in extremely cold weather they grow a snotstache.

snotstache by sacrastic suzy March 1, 2009

Scoonstache 

Used to describe a skunk. Nocturnal animal that sprays ass gas to defend itself, one of its main characteristics is a white line on its back. Scoonstache is commonly confused with Coonstache when heard.

Watch out for that Scoonstache man!

It smells like a Scoonstache

Scoonstache by douche-fag October 9, 2008