Definitions by xtina22

Noncation 

officially NON-Official Time away, typically reserved only for upper management, so they can enjoy not only their earned vacation but some additional time/days off as well. This can be entire days or just some half days off - but none of it is recorded by HR.

Hey there guys - I've been working on this REALLY big deal so I'm going to take some Noncation this week and only work half days for the rest of the week. I don't have my real vacation until October, so I need some time now - I'm burned out.

Noncation by xtina22 August 10, 2009

Snotstache

what forms when a child has so much mucus running out of it's nose that it begins to flow out of both nostrils and over the lip and/or down to the corners of the mouth. In extreme cases, this can extend beyond the corners and run down to the chin, creating a sort of "Fu-man choo" style of snotstache.

"Eww...I dropped my kid off at daycare today and that sickly kid with the snotstache was there. I guess everybody's catching something this week!"

Snotstache by xtina22 March 16, 2009