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snookerton 

A relatively hot girl at a bar or party. Usually noticed by one member of a group of prowling men and relayed to the rest of the group.
Hey man, check out that snookerton over there by the bar.
snookerton by Mulletia6 September 27, 2017
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Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
Snookering by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

Sneakerton 

A sneakerton is a person who uses clever ways to deceive people and elude bad situations. This is most often found when playing video games. They are very sneaky.

Many people believe that they are sneakertons but they often do not grasp the idea of a true sneakerton. They often end up trying to hard and then people mock them.
When playing Modern Warfare 2 someone who has a much higher skill level than another player may act as a sneakerton and kill other players in deceiving and comical ways. Sneakertons are very good at luring opponents into traps and evading death.
Sneakerton by The Sneakerton February 5, 2010

snookeroo 

A person that continuously paints himself/herself into a corner. Self-inflicted "bad luck" follows them around. Left to their own devices, they will end up "snookered", sooner than later.

From the term "Snookered", which means "no way out" in the billiard game of Snooker.
He has had 7 careers in 7 years and his second wife just left him. The poor fellow is a Snookeroo.
snookeroo by Snookeroo June 19, 2017

snookerdoodles 

An Insane person, intent on world domination with the aid of a plastic makeshift scrotum on a stick, with several metal spikes protruding down the length of said stick, also may have an army of grotesque gnomes with rather strange penises growing from atop there heads following behind said "snookerdoodles"
"omg!! the SnookerDoodles!! run for your life!! save yourselves!! and the piglets!! our end is nigh!! our end is nigh!!"
snookerdoodles by Gremmers March 18, 2004

snookerdoodles 

A pet name given to a loved one.
I love you, my sweet little snookerdoodles.
snookerdoodles by AmSpoon July 29, 2005

snookering

The contact that occures in pornographic videos when two men place their penis in the same hole of a recipent at the same time. The act of two cocks rubbing together while engaged in sexual acts.
Dude that porn was fucked up! Thats what snookering is, sick!
snookering by Trescero por vida. October 19, 2007
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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