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Sneakerton 

A sneakerton is a person who uses clever ways to deceive people and elude bad situations. This is most often found when playing video games. They are very sneaky.

Many people believe that they are sneakertons but they often do not grasp the idea of a true sneakerton. They often end up trying to hard and then people mock them.
When playing Modern Warfare 2 someone who has a much higher skill level than another player may act as a sneakerton and kill other players in deceiving and comical ways. Sneakertons are very good at luring opponents into traps and evading death.
Sneakerton by The Sneakerton February 5, 2010
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Sneakerologist 

Someone who is a sneaker-shoe guru. One who prides themselves in sneaker fashion. Believes footwear is an accessory and is more more than a just tennis shoes. (On point: Sneakers & Tennis Shoes are diff.) Sneakers are fashionable, meant to be floss while, tennis shoes are mean to be played in!
A Sneakerologist would wear or be knowledgeable of brand like:
Supras, the NEW Jordan's, Greedy Genius, Kanye's LVs///etc.
Sneakerologist by Sneakerologist101 December 18, 2009

Sneakering 

The act of neglecting everything important in your life in order to obtain over hyped footwear. Sneakering usually results in countless hours and money wasted in hopes of getting a pair before they're all sold out and you have to hit up the club in your LA Gear light up shoes or Keds.
Martha knew her marriage was over when she caught Brad camping out in front of a Foot Locker sneakering with a sneaker hoe.
Sneakering by it'shammatimeyo March 23, 2012

Sneakerson

1. (Noun) - A sneaky person who uses tricks or subterfuge

2. (Verb) - To do a sneakerson, to use a tricky or underhand tactic to gain tactical advantage in a game or fight.
1. Wow, he's an absolute sneakerson.

2. Did you see that guy do a sneakerson on UFC? He never saw that coming!
Sneakerson by The Wagman April 27, 2009

sneakerholic 

People who are addicted to sneakers. They probably buy one every other week and have a special room in their house specifically for sneakers. They probably keep all boxes as well.
Bruh, that dude has over 100 pairs of sneakers. He most be sneakerholic.

Sneakerzoom 

The act of enlarging or minimizeing an image using a phone camera which involves to operator moving closer or farther away from the reference object.
The picture is lowsy, but given the 50ft cliff, my sneakerzoom was insufficient.
Sneakerzoom by 1c0n0cl@st November 17, 2003

Sneakerring

Sneaker Jewelry worn on sneakers laces. Shoe accessory. Lace locks. Lace foils.
www.sneakerring.com
Sneakerring by VICX2011 November 23, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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