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When you cotch (vomit) and sneeze at the same time
I snoched all over the floor
Snoch by Sneaky_Sniper007 December 30, 2020
Related Words
Snoch • snocha • snoche • Snochi • snock • skoch • snocker • snockings • snacho • snocap
A word that can sound offensive but is actually harmless
Generally used to scare coworker or teachers
Omg Becky is being such a snoch.
Snoch by Smallham March 26, 2016

Nostril Snotch 

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"
when you're having a snack, and its too good

also said in a British accent
omg this snock is sooo good
Snock by lit shook god leblanc January 16, 2018
a small amount, just a little bit,
antonym: [shitload}
You know, I think that I still need just a skoch more of that spaghetti there.
skoch by stickboy02027 November 17, 2004
a guy who's actually a cat, generally suicidal, and lacking friends. A snoah will always talk about wanting to die and complain about being unlucky. They only play path of exile rainbow six siege and widowmaker in overwatch while complaining the entire time.
wow that guy is such a faggot, what a snoah!
snoah by thetruthmanhaha June 15, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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