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Eye snocket 

The immediate aftermath of a snot rocket, the products of which are so thick and sticky that they string out as they only partially exit the nose arcing upward gracefully entering the eye, often causing temporary unwelcomed blindness.
I failed my sobriety test last nite! ...couldn't walk the line! The cop thought I was wasted, but I had an eye snocket and couldn't see what the hell I was doing. Note to self...
Eye snocket by YAWA June 2, 2015
Related Words
snoche • snocker • snockered • snowhead • Snoch • snocket • scoche • skoche • snached • sniche

snowheim 

"Snowheim" is derived from the word "Broheim," meaning dude, buddy, friend, etc. A Snowheim is a bro that one chills with whilst on the mountain, whether skiing, snowboarding, or even sledding. Snowheims tend to be loud and boisterous when on the slopes with other snowheims, and when not on the mountain will often be found either in the local pub, pounding brewskis, or chaying hard in the overcrowded slopeside house that one has borrowed from his parents.
Chad - Dude. My parents are letting us have the house in Aspen again this year. You down?

Brad - That sounds ill, snowheim, I can't wait to hit the gnarly pow.
snowheim by edjsauce June 22, 2011

snockerfoon 

1.Coming from the German word snocker, meaning full of foon.
2.the act of farting on a baby grand piano, while eating artichoke hearts on thursday
Hey man I just snockerfooned the shit out of sambone's piano

snockered 

To drink until vision and sight are impaired and all feeling has left one's body resulting in the "snockered" individual engaging in life-threatening or stupid activities, i.e. sledding, climbing school rooftops, flirting with girls half your age...
After finishing a case of beer, SLU was so snockered he began hitting on a girl half his age.
snockered by SLU August 23, 2004
Noun.
A Snochi is simply an insult. An insult to confuse someone. Similar to anyother insult. A snatch, cunt, twat etc.
"Aye dude imma dip"
"Aw dirty ass snochi!"

"Have you seen David?"
"Nah, not all day, he's probably at home being a snochi"
Snochi by Yo_luke June 30, 2014

Coochi Snorcher 

A name for the female genatalia.
"My mama tella me in a scary, loud, life-threatening voice to stop scratching my Coochi Snorcher." - The Vagina Monolouges by Eve Ensler
Coochi Snorcher by Felix the Fetus February 4, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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