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When you sneeze and shit at the same time.
Oh God I just snitted myself!!
Time to change my pants cause I thought I had to sneeze and I shat myself.
snitted by Gfndog November 17, 2013
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shitted on 

the act of someone totally and utterly making something or someone look misicule and insignificant.
1. josh just shitted on that guy in madden
2. i just shitted on the dishes right now
shitted on by nico assenti January 29, 2008
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Verb, participle. When you order a beer, fully expecting to get a pint, but instead receive a snifter. It is characteristically followed by extreme depression and anguish.
Always ask if the beer you are ordering get served in a pint glass, or you might get snifted.
Snifted by JahRasta420 July 10, 2018

I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real
Cause if u can be pissed why not shitted
Damn dude u look shitted as fuck
Shitted by Causefuckit69 February 26, 2020
Snit fit thrown on twitter.
Did you see the snitter she threw? Said, "Do you know how many followers I have?" and everything!
snitter by 'tude June 5, 2010
Basically means shit but it’s past tense.
Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.
Shitted by Shitted May 27, 2018
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