The most handsomest man in the whole entire universe of the world.

A.K.A. Sean McGuire (Tobey Maguire), Joe's brother

*Has bunches and bunches of hair

... I love him, very much a lot.

The most common uses of these sentences happen (mostly to me) while laying in bed at night.

"Oh, that one boy, Shiggity Sean, what a dreamy man. I can't wait to stare at him later... Oh, Shiggity Sean!!!"- Mom walks into bedroom asking if you are okay, you say yes, she leaves, and you keep fantasizing about the almighty Shiggity Sean.

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Bo Shiggity

Meaning "you are a fat pice of crap".

Bo Shiggity, bitch.

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Swiggity Swag

A song that people think is making fun of rap songs but is actually making fun of black people in general.

Nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga,
Nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon nigga,
Bitch nigga,
Nigga,
White women, titties ass.
Repeat 4x to have maximum swiggity swag

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swiggity swag

The term used by actually good-aimed teenagers to make fun of swagfags. Usually put into a rhyming pattern, swiggity swag can be used in many terms, and can be rhymed with anything they can possibly think of, switching the "swag" part of the term with a new word, just starting with "sw". Parodying the horrible nature of people who actually think their swag can conquer anything, this puts the term into jokes, and can be laughed upon with good manner.

"Swiggity swag, all you people are fags!"
"Swiggity sway, did you have your breakfast today?"
"Swiggity swupid, you're pretty stupid."

"Swiggity swag, do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" -Katy Perry
"Swiggity swissile, here comes the missile!" -Kim Jong Un

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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