sniff shit

To almost fall on one's face, i.e. to trip.

I will probably sniff shit scaling the fence.

by erss January 1, 2012

shit sniff

(V) The act of snorting shit mixed with coke off a strippers ass. Preferably in Las Vegas.

Dude, I'm so wired from that shit sniff off that strippers dirty blue waffle ass.

by english cunt November 2, 2012

Shit Sniff

Everyone has come across a shit sniff, it is the sound men make to inform other men in a public restroom that they are currently in the process of dropping a deep sea bog diver. It is simply a very short and abrupt sniff, it is clear that because of it's short duration a shit sniff is not used for the pleasure of sniffing shit, it is merely a warnig to others that the process is occuring.

Next time you are in a public toilet (and i know that sounds weird) have a listen and eventually you will hear a shit sniff but you do not mention it when you are in there you'll put them off their stroke.

by deadmandancin November 28, 2009

Stiff shit

Phrase used when you don't care about what someone has just complained about.

Person: But that's not fair, you got more than me!

Me: Well stiff shit.

by sadistic_monkey July 12, 2006

Stiff Shit

Stiff Shit commonly used in conjunction or in replacement of too bad. Used when someone is complaining of something or being a little bitch about a situation.

Example 1:

Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.

Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.

Example 2:

Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.

by Tofu and Sprouts October 8, 2018

Sniffashit

The art of painting the walls brown in a public space.

Me and all my friends do sniffashits in public and making murals for the crackheads

by Fuck beaners October 12, 2020