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Lemony Snickets 

used to describe situations or scenarios that go overwhelming wrong.
I was late picking her up, I called her by the wrong name and we ran out of gas on the way back to her house. The date just went all Lemony Snickets.
Lemony Snickets by A.J. Barnes November 11, 2005

eat a snickers 

When someone has an attitude or is hella worked up and needs to calm the f**k down. A reference to the Snickers commercials when someone "is not themself" until they eat a Snickers.
Friend 1: What the hell is wrong with Dee?

Friend 2: I don't know, but she needs to eat a Snickers and have a seat.
eat a snickers by deeBoe October 16, 2014

Snickers foot 

A condition similar to that of athlete's foot, but for non-athletes. Sores, cracks, and itchy fissures develop on their foot and toes after a large consumption of Snickers candy bars while "exercising" or whatever brisk movement the non-athlete is doing to generate a sweat.

The Snicker foot is highly contagious and direct contact with the infected person should be avoided as well as any shoes or clothing that have been in contact with the infected foot.
Damn! Daniel!! Back at it again with the Snickers Foot.

Clit Snickers 

A woman you meet at a bar, usually a large, plump college chic whom has been drinking cheap beer and eating all of the shitty bars cheap peanuts. After buying her more cheap beer, and watching her gorge on free peanuts, you bring her home in the wee hours of the morning. While she uses your bathroom, the shits peanuts, and does not wipe correctly, smearing peanuts, shit, and cheap beer sludge on her pussy and clitoris. You try and lick that pussy, but soon find out she has Clit Snickers, a pussy filled with peanuts and fecal matter. You opt to just fuck the pig.
I was about to suck Kelly's pussy, but that bitch had a raging case of Clit Snickers, peanuts and all.
Clit Snickers by Rimjob Ninja June 23, 2010

Fishy Snickers 

The act of simultaneously inserting your index finger into a woman's vagina and your middle finger into her anus, extracting, and then reversing your fingers, inserting the middle finger into her vagina and your index finger her anus.
Dude, smell my peace sign, I just gave that chick a fishy snickers.

Snickers slapper 

Someone who enjoys the act of punching or slapping a male in the nuts just for fun
wow that really hurt that guy is a true snickers slapper.
Snickers slapper by JayFonz August 25, 2009