Sarah wandered over to the bar carefully avoiding the lemony snicket. That's not a mistake she would make again.
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A game in which the players squeeze lemon juice into eachothers urethras as a test of strength and will power. The last person to quit is considered the toughest of the group.
Lemony Snicket A game often played by hipsters at the upstairs portion of a bar where one of their friends works as the tender and spends all his time supplying lemons to idiots instead of making drinks.
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guy #1: I've had a horrible day; I failed my test, got a flat tire and then my gf broke up with me.

guy #2: dude, what a Lemony Snicket
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The pen name of an author of a series of books with a very repetitive plot where misfortunes always occur for the Baudelaire siblings. His real name is Daniel Handler.
I could only read up to book the fifth of Lemony Snicket's series, because I couldn't stand being any more bored.
by Oh em gee it's Rachel. April 20, 2006
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The process of rubbing the erect head of a penis on a woman's nipple and aeorola.
"I so want to Lemony Snicket that blonde chick"
by Cam and Liz February 24, 2009
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An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.
Let's form a mob, and chase Lemony Snicket down an empty alley and burn his books!
by Chloe January 12, 2005
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A turd that sticks to the hair in your ass and is almost impossible to remove, also known as a dingleberry
by kickstanddick November 29, 2004
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