Snurfed 

When you laugh while drinking and it comes out of your nose.

"Dude I was drinking my millk and Timmy told this hilarious joke and it came out of my nose"

"Brah you totally snurfed"

Snurfed by KnockingDevil May 13, 2016

Sturfed 

The word for when you get so rediculously owned your'e in total disbelief that it happend to sturfed is the first word that comes to mind. Yelling the word is optional but for an insurmountable ownage situation, Sturfed must be yelled.

Amanda got STURFED last night when she was called a hooker by one of her friends.

Sturfed by canyoudigit March 7, 2007

Ass Snuffed 

When someone farts on you or your stuff without your knowledge.

When Johnny went to take the trash outside, LiL Jimmy ASS Snuffed his fork. Leaving Johnny with a bad taste in his mouth after lunch.

Ass Snuffed by Jedi Mind Trick December 14, 2008

snuffed 

The act of layin some nigga flat out for a good reason or no reason at all.

"Yo did you peep that shit?"
"What?"
"That nigga just got coold snuffed"

snuffed by Craig WiIliams May 13, 2005

snurped 

When you sneeze and burp simultaneously.

Guy 1: hachOOO.
Guy 2: What was that man.
Guy 1: Aww I just snurped.
Guy 2: What the heck is that?
Guy 1: You know when you are in the middle of sneezing and you burp.Come on dude.

snurped by Snurp July 22, 2006

Snuffed 

To punch or hit someone (usually in the face) for a good or for no reason at all.

Someone who got snuffed might or would say:

"I don't know why he fucking snuffed me but he's gonna catch it"

Snuffed by SaraM1 January 14, 2008

Smurfed 

When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.

I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.

Smurfed by jammats69 September 9, 2014