Snorfed  

to be tired or bored or super out of it

the adj. of the word Snorf

wow man i am super snorfed today.

Snorfed by asiankoala January 16, 2009

Snorfing-snorfed 

Killing a whole joint in one hit...

Damn bro, remember when we were snorfing-snorfed that joint quick as hell

Snorfing-snorfed by Xalrons420 May 16, 2018

snorked 

past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)

It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.

Orchestra member: Say, Bob…I noticed that you missed that high note in the last stanza.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.

snorked by goose_on_a_roof October 13, 2022

snorked 

To inadvertently burn someone, especially in a card game or competition.

You are playing Texas Hold 'em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. You have been snorked.

or

You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.

snorked by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010

Snorfel 

The act of holding someone close and inhaling their scent at the base of their neck. Can be performed as a serious gesture (one deep inhale), or joking (several quick inhales), but the act of snorfeling is an intimate one that should only be performed on significant others (and/or lovers).

Scott said something so cute I just wanted to snorfel him!

Snorfel by JustAGirloncl November 9, 2009

snoredom 

Synonym of boredom. The individual struck with snoredom often falls asleep.

"Man, I just had a Linguistics class and I almost perished of snoredom."

snoredom by Doug Grz March 27, 2008

snoffed

Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a
moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.

"Excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this."

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"

snoffed by Subito Kijiji June 4, 2020