Snerked 

To do someone wrong, to fiddle their diddle or to squeeze their lemons

Joshua was snerked by the lady who kept his change

Snerked by Jeeetyjeril April 23, 2017

snorked 

past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)

It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.

Orchestra member: Say, Bob…I noticed that you missed that high note in the last stanza.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.

snorked by goose_on_a_roof October 13, 2022

snorked 

To inadvertently burn someone, especially in a card game or competition.

You are playing Texas Hold 'em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. You have been snorked.

or

You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.

snorked by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010

snorked 

bent like a snorkle.

person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."

snorked by Xin_the_face_of_warX October 9, 2005

Sperked 

Excited "HYPE"

Dude,Im so sperked for that kegger.
Or.
Man Im spekred Im gonna' beat his ass.

Sperked by Casey & Tity. October 8, 2008

sneaked 

the correct past-tense of sneak
note: this word looks and sounds compleatly retarded, use in moderate to no proportions

i sneaked into the pantry to get some vegimite but vegimite sucks so I should be shot

sneaked by Lion-mousePAD July 26, 2006

Snarked

Snarked, variation on the word snarky.

Snarky: IMO means to be sarcastic, jokey, to tease, quick witted, etc.

I just got snarked by my best friend.

This guy totally snarked on me.

Snarked by gemsong August 21, 2009