sneekeling 

snorkeling wile sneezing destroying the hole point of snorkeling

i got water up my nose when i was sneekeling

sneekeling by f!@#$%^&* November 19, 2019

foot snorkeling 

Foot snorkeling is a means of maintaining the optimum temperature for getting to sleep on those nights when a duvet cover or blanket provides too much heat, while the use of a sheet alone would provide too little.

It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.

-God Almighty, Liam, I didn't sleep a wink last night. These balmy summer days are great, but trying to get a decent kip is a nightmare. I'm waking up every two hours bathed in my own sweat. If the weather continues like this I'm going to have to go out and buy one of those summer duvets.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.

-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.

foot snorkeling by Borgesian September 23, 2010

Butt Snorkeling 

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!

Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.

Butt Snorkeling by Therickman December 17, 2003

sneetling 

When your voice goes all squeaky while you breathe in and out heavily because of how hard you are laughing.

Reona: I'm sneetling so hard right now
Person: What the fuck is a sneetle
Reona: Who doesn't know what sneetling is, it's literally 2023...

sneetling by reona January 29, 2023

Muff Snorkeling 

Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.

"I was giving her great oral, but needed to switch over to muff snorkeling after about 30 minutes."

Muff Snorkeling by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

sneckling 

A form of heckling where the person plays it off by confusing it with a cough or a sneeze. Usually done at a concert when a heckler is trying to be subtle, but it can easily be used in everyday conversation as well.

All the dirty, burnout hippies loved the band's version of "Free Bird" but I was sneckling them.

sneckling by motleywoo October 16, 2008

snorkeling  

(variation of the roman war helmet) This maneuver is performed by placing your testicles over the eyes of your partner, forming a mask. Then the breathing apparatus is formed by placing the end of your penis into the receiver's mouth. This maneuver if preferably performed in water(bath tub, hot tub, pool etc.)

My girlfriend wanted to go snorkeling in the islands but I couldn't afford it. So instead, I tricked her into snorkeling my penis.

snorkeling by enice482 April 16, 2008