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(noun) When a guy or girl has been pounded in the ass so many times that his/her asshole looks like a really loose vagina. side effects include but are not limited to spontaneous and uncontrollable shitting and namecalling.
I've been fucked so many times in the ass that i suffer from Snatchass.
Snatchass by leven it up11 February 8, 2012

snatchassty 

1. the state of a vagina which has been recently tainted by a less fortunate bowel movement.
2. the condition of the crotch of a female that feels more than simply "not so fresh"
3. a case of monkey butt in females that surpasses the definition of baboon ass.
4. Anything that can be described to be as disgusting as a foul snatch.
5. A woman whose vaginal health or cleanliness is questionable.
That hooker looks pretty snatchassty!, Ugh, I have had the runs all day. I feel pretty snatchassty.
snatchassty by imaluma December 3, 2010

Snoochpuss 

A loose smelly vagina that has more hair on it than bigfoot. It usually looks like it has been ripped inside out and would make u puke when you look at it.
Dude last night I brought this really hot hooker to my house, but when she pulled her thong down she had the most disgusting snoochpuss i have ever seen! Dude i puked for 10 minutes and it made me almost shit my pants at the sight of it.
Snoochpuss by $HEENSTER December 17, 2008

Snoochpuss 

a vagina that has been fucked countless times and hasn't been washed in ages and has enough hair to make a coat,boots and probably a hat.
dude I was going to fuck this girl but she had a goddamn snoochpuss!
Snoochpuss by $heenster December 15, 2008

snatchums 

Term exclamed during the act of taking something belonging to someone else, usually while they are in the vicinity. Often the item is immediately returned, unless it is food, as in someone's last slice of pizza. Use a voice an octave or two higher than your normal speaking voice whilst exclaming.
Bob set the remote on the couch, and John quickly took it away, exclaiming "snatchums!"
snatchums by Carter July 13, 2004

snatchless 

A person who hasn't had any pussy in a long time.
"I sure feel sorry for ol George. He's been snatchless so long his dick is going to fall off."
snatchless by adcadc April 22, 2008
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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