snartoming

Sneezing, farting & coming at the same time

My friends and I were shocked to find that the new girl's signature sex move was actually snartoming.
Past tense: Snartomed, future tense: snartome

by Dr. Phallic February 1, 2015

Shartoning

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Snarting

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I was going to get a slurpee, but started snarting.

by Not-Funny Hunny August 7, 2011

shartmingo

A flamingo type bird that sharts. Also, a name you can call a person who is comparable to a shart.

Where’s the umbrella, a flock of shartmingos is flying over!
Don’t be such a shartmingo!

by Mamamingo5 December 25, 2017

Snarting

Sneeze and fartat the same time,

Becomes snarting

Snarting when one sneezes and farts at the the same time.

by Yellowmonkey January 13, 2019

Snarting

I don't know WHAT SNARTING means

I SNARTING to not know

by anonymous September 23, 2020

Snarting

When you uncontrollably fart in your sleep

You were snarting in your sleep last night

by Chippsy January 12, 2026