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Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.
Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.

parallel snarking 

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.
1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."
parallel snarking by scatterfan September 16, 2009

snarking 

To answer with a very sarcastic attitude, but one that appears sincere. Sarcasm without the tone.
"I have faked amnesia, so no I can't remember. Are they really?" asked Miley Cyrus. "Yes, clouds are really pink." Said Barack Obama, snarking at Miley.
snarking by Will U.F. Kurse November 11, 2013

Snarking 

A derivation of the word, "snark," or "snide remark." Snarking is the act of making rude or critical remarks or otherwise "pranking" another person, normally anonymously and online.
John: Did you read the comments posted on your blog?

Jane: Yeah, "bigteninch" is this assole from work who is pissed because I wouldn't go out with him. Now he's snarking me.
Snarking by Hampstead May 21, 2010

snarkiness 

Condition resulting in verbal response reflecting mockery and intentional condescension, often times found when responding to nonsensical progressive, politically correct comments. Use of sarcasm often times empowers snarkiness.
Joe Cool used snarkiness responding to a buffoon who posted liberal gibberish on a Politico thread on the internet.
snarkiness by Realwriter24 May 21, 2014

Snarking 

Not to be confused with #Snarky. Snarking is sneeze/barking. Common in small breed dogs. A means to express their displeasure
My shih-tzu was mad. She wasn’t getting enough attention so she started Snarking.
Snarking by Oreosmom March 27, 2020