A person who suffers from {Snarkilepsy}-a {neurological} {disorder} marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.
Mary, a lifelong snarkileptic, couldn't refrain from telling the alopecia sufferer, "nice haircut."
a series of words used to describe an dangerous situation. best when used in front of women this makes the person saying it sound superior in every way. when used correctly the women will usually reply making a rhyme.
EXAMPLE:
Man: Slip dip snakily doo!
women: OMG I love you!
Man: nuk-nuk-nuk
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."