A person who suffers from {Snarkilepsy}-a {neurological} {disorder} marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.
Mary, a lifelong snarkileptic, couldn't refrain from telling the alopecia sufferer, "nice haircut."
a series of words used to describe an dangerous situation. best when used in front of women this makes the person saying it sound superior in every way. when used correctly the women will usually reply making a rhyme.
EXAMPLE:
Man: Slip dip snakily doo!
women: OMG I love you!
Man: nuk-nuk-nuk
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.