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snarkity 

"Geez Suess is being so snarkity today."

snarkity by Dr. Suess July 3, 2008

Snarkileptic 

A person who suffers from {Snarkilepsy}-a {neurological} {disorder} marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.
Mary, a lifelong snarkileptic, couldn't refrain from telling the alopecia sufferer, "nice haircut."
Snarkileptic by Jetta101 December 5, 2015

Snarkilepsy 

Noun. A neurological disorder marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.
Pay no attention to her, its her snarkilepsy that makes her say such things.
Snarkilepsy by Jetta101 December 5, 2015

Snarkilepsy 

A personally disorder marked by a sudden episodes of being snarky. Incurable.
Bobby’s always a bit snarky before his nap, Because of his incurable Snarkilepsy.

slip dip snakily doo 

a series of words used to describe an dangerous situation. best when used in front of women this makes the person saying it sound superior in every way. when used correctly the women will usually reply making a rhyme.
EXAMPLE:

Man: Slip dip snakily doo!
women: OMG I love you!
Man: nuk-nuk-nuk

refer to Gif. for a graphic description...
slip dip snakily doo by Randomchao5 November 13, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026