Alison's definitions

crusty

This word can basically mean any adjective, but in most cases, it will either mean gross, old, and/or ugly (see grody). It can also mean, however, cool or tight.

"Eww I need a new comfortor, mine's all crusty-like."

"Dude, I love Mickey, that kid's so crusty."

by Alison May 16, 2005

Mad Sleaze

The action or physical appearence of one with "slutty" attributes.

Man, Alison is so mad sleaze right now. She'd do every guy in here.

by Alison October 24, 2004

swan

One absolute dickhead. The biggest cocknocker in all the land.

Swan: UUhhhh, im a dickhead
Guy: You are such a swan.
NOTE: Swan might actually say something decent, but it just comes out as "I'm a dickhead" to everyone else.

by alison July 20, 2003

Craptastic

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

by Alison November 27, 2004

swole

angry, upset, surprised.. may be used many ways

"(i am) swole sarah got braces"
"i'm so swole i slept in til 2"
"swole ms. banazcek made me pick up the trash"
etc...

by alison March 16, 2004

Mop Momma

Female housekeeper. Usually seen in public buildings accompanied by mop bucket, mop, broom, dust pan, or vacuum cleaner.

The Mop Momma at the dorm really knows how to swing a mop.

by Alison December 31, 2003

less than three

A phrase describing the common text-icon '<3' which is used to signify love, heart, etc.

Goodbye...my less than three

by alison January 20, 2004