45 definitions by Alison

Hot Fuck

Being incredibly good-looking

He's a hot fuck!

by Alison October 21, 2003

va-HEEN-ya

Another word for the female lower frontal genitalia.

"Dude, he totally grabbed for her va-HEEN-ya and she totally kicked him in the balls."

by Alison August 27, 2005

Craptastic

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

by Alison November 27, 2004

Printer vomit

the print outs that come out when you replace the paper in the printer. obviously someone else didnt realize there was no paper left and so printed their stuff like 12 times, all of which did not work. a waste of paper and really annoying because its almost impossible to stop.

O man, i just wanted to print one page, but i had to deal with the printer vomit first.

by Alison November 27, 2004

moose burn

1. the burn left on your ass after a moose drags you for a mile through rocks and tree branches

2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it

1. Whoa! I cant believe Bullwinkle was that hopped up on speed. He really didnt mean to give me moose burn. I know he loves me, he would never do that on purpose

2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!

by Alison January 6, 2004

beat

Extremely ugly; probably derived from "beat with the ugly stick"

Man, I thought she'd have some hot friends, but boy, were they beat!

by Alison July 24, 2002

softbian

When two girls are very close, ie. they touch each other alot when speaking and link arms when walking. It's a softcore lesbian but that does not mean that she is necisarily homosexual.

Look at those two girls linking arms, they are such softbians.

by Alison March 10, 2005