Alison's definitions

damn

A very mild curse word. Even parents who make their kids binge when they just say "shut up" to their brother, sometimes don't mind this word. So, it is often used by those kids to mean any other curse word of their choice.

"Oh no! A bird just damned not shitted on my window!"

"Go to Damn, you damn-hole!"

by Alison May 16, 2005

swan

Someone who takes something said by a person, and repeats it over and over again in an american accent in order to make fun of them.

Guy1: (in the middle of a conversation) ... and then the jackass....
Swan: (American accent) Jackass!! Jackass!! Jackass!!
Guy2: Goddamn swan is such a dickhead

by alison July 20, 2003

Samwise Gamgee

The cutest, bestest, hobit ever, that is sensitive and wonderful. Frodo wouldn't have gotten any were without him. Anywhere I say!

That Samwise is the best.

by Alison April 20, 2004

moose burn

1. the burn left on your ass after a moose drags you for a mile through rocks and tree branches

2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it

1. Whoa! I cant believe Bullwinkle was that hopped up on speed. He really didnt mean to give me moose burn. I know he loves me, he would never do that on purpose

2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!

by alison January 5, 2004

snarkily

someone who is mean and has an attitude.

yo dude, that bitch got snarkily with me so i punched her in the face.

by Alison April 21, 2005

guh

The feminine of cuh, "cuh" meaning cuz or cousin, which is a guy; and "guh" meaning girl, which is, obviously a girl.

Andy: Hey! What are you up to, Guh?

Alison: Awh, not to much, Cuh, what about you?

by alison July 12, 2005

swole

angry, upset, surprised.. may be used many ways

"(i am) swole sarah got braces"
"i'm so swole i slept in til 2"
"swole ms. banazcek made me pick up the trash"
etc...

by alison March 16, 2004