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Karen

Usually A blonde white woman who is ignorant and annoying. Many Karen's can be found in MC Donald's, Burger King, or as Teachers (especially highschool) behaviors of Karen's include asking for the manager, using her feminism against you and saying stupid things that really just make her look ridiculous.

Boy and Dog: *are on outdoor walk*

Karen driving down street: *hits breaks and gets out of car to confront child*

Karen: What do you think you're DOING?!

boy:

Karen: put of a mask you frickin germ

Karen: straps mask to child's face

by Randomchao5 January 6, 2021

Yuppy

a yellow belly city girl who is scared to breath air that smells like cow. yuppies are a common occurrence in California and many eastern states. yuppies can be described as squeaky, and usually have nice clothes. if a yuppy was to step in a puddle she would be sure to scream or cry. refer to duck dynasty.

guy one: omg that girl is such a wimp! it's just a little dust!!!
guy two: ...yuppy
Yuppy girl: EEEEK! dirt! I'm going to DIEEE!
guy one & two: YUPPY.

by Randomchao5 December 13, 2019

Bunny

a fearsome creature, the Bunny or Bunny rabbit has long sharp front teeth most likely evolved to rip out the throats of unexacting travelers. the bunny is an extremely discredited in its dangerous ways. they are infesting your wild places, forests, mountains, back yards. nobody can see this behavior however, they live under ground. if you see a Bunny RUN. a second glance is not worth your life.

Small child: Awwwwww a bunny!
Well known and knowledgeable adult: RUN JIMMY!!!!

~see gif. to witness the Bunnies insane speed in the chase~

by Randomchao5 November 12, 2019

Election

A concept that became fictional in the 2000s and non-existent in 2020. A system that is supposed to fairly represent a citizens desire for their country and leadership.

Why do you vote?
"Because if I don't then we're worse off then if I did. It's better to have a rigged election with some real votes than a rigged election with no real votes. " -anonymous

by Randomchao5 January 6, 2021

slip dip snakily doo

a series of words used to describe an dangerous situation. best when used in front of women this makes the person saying it sound superior in every way. when used correctly the women will usually reply making a rhyme.

EXAMPLE:

Man: Slip dip snakily doo!
women: OMG I love you!
Man: nuk-nuk-nuk

refer to Gif. for a graphic description...

by Randomchao5 November 13, 2019

Flirting

ACTUAL GOOD ADVICE

A way of interaction used to find favor in someone you are attracted to. This usually involves a skillful mixture of flattery and jokes. flirting is best when you do not flatter too much and do not joke too much. reel them in and let It out again. that's how it works. Elevate the other person, then relive the tension and do it again.

Whenever flirting, start with a compliment and ease the tension from the compliment with a joke. If you can get someone to laugh after whatever you tell them then they will accept whatever you have told them. the goal of flirting is to get the other to like you. Have fun!

GUY: "Hey, how are you?"
GIRL: "im doin good"
GUY: "I love your shoes"
GIRL: "aw thanks"
GUY: "personally, I would never wear heels but they look great on you"
GIRL: "hahaha"

(REFER TO CHARISMA ON COMMAND FOR GREAT TIPS)

by Randomchao5 April 7, 2022

Children

A delicacy in South American high class society. Recipes usually require that you catch them fresh, and use plenty of salt.

A cannibal had a wife, and (ate/eight) children.

by Randomchao5 April 7, 2022