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ACTUAL GOOD ADVICE

A way of interaction used to find favor in someone you are attracted to. This usually involves a skillful mixture of flattery and jokes. flirting is best when you do not flatter too much and do not joke too much. reel them in and let It out again. that's how it works. Elevate the other person, then relive the tension and do it again.
Whenever flirting, start with a compliment and ease the tension from the compliment with a joke. If you can get someone to laugh after whatever you tell them then they will accept whatever you have told them. the goal of flirting is to get the other to like you. Have fun!

GUY: "Hey, how are you?"
GIRL: "im doin good"
GUY: "I love your shoes"
GIRL: "aw thanks"
GUY: "personally, I would never wear heels but they look great on you"
GIRL: "hahaha"

(REFER TO CHARISMA ON COMMAND FOR GREAT TIPS)
Flirting by Randomchao5 April 7, 2022
A delicacy in South American high class society. Recipes usually require that you catch them fresh, and use plenty of salt.
A cannibal had a wife, and (ate/eight) children.
Children by Randomchao5 April 7, 2022

KC Light 

The power of the sun bolted to your truck, burning the eyes of everyone else on the road at 12:32pm last Friday. Very popular lights in off road culture.
I can see so far with my daylighter KC lights.

I want to make a Prius crash by blinding them with my KC Lights.
KC Light by Randomchao5 April 7, 2022
A place where people are actually free. Socialism hates Texas. You can find green trees, beautiful cities, vast open plains, windmills, oil wells, farms, and diversity like nowhere you've seen. No they don't all cuss in Texas, no they don't wear Cowboy gear. A texans power is only rivaled by beings such as the florida man. God bless America!
You from Texas?
Yeah why
Don't you hate the dust and tumbleweeds?
What dust and thmble weeds? I don't live in a 1940s movie!
Texas by Randomchao5 January 7, 2021

Election 

A concept that became fictional in the 2000s and non-existent in 2020. A system that is supposed to fairly represent a citizens desire for their country and leadership.
Why do you vote?
"Because if I don't then we're worse off then if I did. It's better to have a rigged election with some real votes than a rigged election with no real votes. " -anonymous
Election by Randomchao5 January 6, 2021
Usually A blonde white woman who is ignorant and annoying. Many Karen's can be found in MC Donald's, Burger King, or as Teachers (especially highschool) behaviors of Karen's include asking for the manager, using her feminism against you and saying stupid things that really just make her look ridiculous.
Boy and Dog: *are on outdoor walk*

Karen driving down street: *hits breaks and gets out of car to confront child*

Karen: What do you think you're DOING?!

boy:

Karen: put of a mask you frickin germ

Karen: straps mask to child's face
Karen by Randomchao5 January 6, 2021
a yellow belly city girl who is scared to breath air that smells like cow. yuppies are a common occurrence in California and many eastern states. yuppies can be described as squeaky, and usually have nice clothes. if a yuppy was to step in a puddle she would be sure to scream or cry. refer to duck dynasty.
guy one: omg that girl is such a wimp! it's just a little dust!!!
guy two: ...yuppy
Yuppy girl: EEEEK! dirt! I'm going to DIEEE!
guy one & two: YUPPY.
Yuppy by Randomchao5 December 13, 2019