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An auto immune disorder in which the white blood cells are mentally damaged and attack one's hair.

Treatments include injecting cortical steriods into one's head, putting said steriods on skin in the form of a cream, and cursing one's blood cells for being so stupid.
Doctor: You have alopecia
Patient: You idiots!
Words you can keep
one of those unnessasary words which come in handy if you run out of real illnesses.

the medical term for the balding of the head
I'm sorry mother, we can't come to the family barbique, Jacks alopecia is very bad right now.
Alopecia by uh-huh that's me March 18, 2009
A skin condition which limits hair growth around the body.

Other side effects include:
Fat.
High Pitched squeal.
Inability to acquire acquaintances.
Random acts of violence on one's self.
An attraction to females who are lacking in age.
Jaime: That boy with alopecia tried to hit on me?!
Erin: Yeah, OMG same, he chased me around a disco last night!
Jaime: Wtf, were only 13.
Alopecia by St3v Doogn @ Bn$ Akad February 16, 2017
Sendar is stuck with alopecia
alopecia by pooopyou April 28, 2017
Cash has alopecia
Alopecia by Synthuc May 29, 2022

alopecia totalis fulminans 

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

alopecia totalis fulminans 

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!
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