snark-bat 

When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.

In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.

snark-bat by Hello622 May 31, 2015

shark repellent bat spray 

A substance stored in an aerosol can used to repel both living and explosive and/or inflatable sharks. It is often found on bat-helicopters or whereever Batman thinks it would come in handy.

Batman finds himself with a inflatable, explosive shark latched to his leg.

Batman: Robin! Get me the shark repellent bat spray!

shark repellent bat spray by TheGammaGeek May 25, 2011

spark a bat 

Bat.

a BIG marijuana joint. Spark. Fire; as in light the joint.

Crank up your speakers, sit back and spark a bat.

spark a bat by vajhra March 20, 2011

shark battle 

A battle where the two combatants place their hands above the head in an attempt to emulate the shark's top fin. The combatants then proceed to headbutt and bite each other while making shark sounds.

The two shark battle combatants ended up in the hospital.

Shark battles are illegal in Texas.

shark battle by Argonak April 13, 2008

Shark Bate 

Take a virgin out to sea, pop her cherry, then through her overboard.

First claimed by a dude named Marty

Dude, while we were sailing I turned her into Shark Bate.

Shark Bate by DBsjXC January 9, 2009

holy inflatable shark, Batman! 

Interjection, similar to holy cow!

From the classic, campy Batman: The Movie starring Adam West. Robin (Burt Ward) had a habit of making strange exclamations (Holy Polaris, Holy Sardine, Holy Captain Nemo... you get the idea.

At one point in the movie, Batman is attacked by--you guessed it--an inflatable shark, against which he must defend himself whilst the faithful Robin runs to get the shark-repellent bat spray.

Should be exclaimed loudly and dramatically, for maximum campy effect.

Holy inflatable shark, Batman! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

holy inflatable shark, Batman! by Lady Chevalier June 25, 2005