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elusive snapping pussy 

A special type of pussy that only a few women have, this pussy can clamp down on a dick or milk it dry by the sisters muscle control over her genitalia, a pussy that when it has aged and matured becomes a widow maker pussy for the danger it poses to the men who are lucky(?) enough to get it.

This is a snapping pussy on steroids. Narrow or small dicks beware. This is the coochie that every man dreams of having at least once in his life and having it spoils him rotten for life.

Most men are faithful to this pussy. If he ever loses it, he'll never stop searching for another one. Named the "esp" or 'elusive snapping pussy' because most men have looked for this pussy all their lives but only a few have ever had one.

Most women are not aware of the nature of the pussy they possess, until after they have had a succession of past lovers trying to get back with them years later.

Rumor has it that it was the 'elusive snapping pussy' that spawned the term pussy whipped which has since lost its original meaning because there are not that many esp's in training, ie.snapping pussies, in circulation at any one time.

For the real 411 on 'the ESP', go to a barbershop where there are senior citizens and start a conversation about the different types of pussy. Give them a few minutes to warm to the topic and then mention 'the widow maker' or 'the elusive snapping', and take notes! You might decide you want to hit up on a neighborhood cougar.
Don't mess with her cause I hear she's got that "ESP", aka the elusive snapping pussy", that pussy that will make you slap your momma and leave your wife.

This is the kind of pussy Richard Pryor was talking about when he did his 60's album routine on growing up in a whorehouse. "......that gal had an "elusive snapping pussy", we called it the ESP, you know that kind of pussy that's so good.......that will make your dick do things it's never done before.........her pussy was so good I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!"

"esp" aka "the elusive snapping pussy"

Extraordinary Snapping Pussy 

A unique quality of pussy that only few women possess. This pussy will suck in your dick, balls deep and then clamp it down at the base while the inner pussy muscles roll in a wave like action literally milking your cock dry.

Movie Reference:
Cinderella (1977)

This zany x-rated musical version of the fairy tale featuring a lot of sexual innuendos and a title character who had a snapping pussy rather than a glass slipper. Cinderella's "extraordinary snapping pussy" was given to her by her gay, black drag queen "fairy" godmother. The prince ultimately finds exactly what he's been looking for.. an "Extraordinary Snapping Pussy"!
Yo bro! That girl has one Extraordinary Snapping Pussy!

Snapping Turtle Puss 

A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".
I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026