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Snakesman 

A person of the criminal sort adept at finding his or her way into or out of a building. Usually someone of small stature able to fit through tight places.

Exemplified in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery" in the character of Clean Willy.
Pierce: "You say your the fastest, bloody best Screwsman in the country, hmm? Well, here's a fitting challenge!"
Agar: "Challenge? Seventy five seconds for two keys! It's nigh impossible!"
Pierce: "What if a snakesman comes over the roof and cracks the drum from the inside?"
Agar: "What snakesman's to break that drum? Nobody good enough is out. The best is Clean Willy, and he's in."

snakedick 

A medically-recognized condition where in your penis turns into a poisonous serpent.
Tycho: "I take eleven pills a day just so I DON'T see monsters."

Gabe: "That's a lot. You get any side-effects?"

Tycho: "Yeah. Snakedick."

Gabe: "Is that really bad, or really awesome?"

Tycho: "It depends on what you want to do with your dick."
snakedick by Red-Rum-18 October 18, 2010

Snakedick 

When the penis sheds all of its skin, like a snake.
You better stop going to glory holes. They'll give you snakedick.
Snakedick by Conany October 18, 2010

SnakesMania 

Just a person who records videos On YouTube and his Name is SnakesMania
SnakesMania by Snakesmania341 January 22, 2019

Snakescale 

In even higher demand than fishscale, snakescale comes from the devil with no middle man in the way trying to get himself a taste.
Cokehead one-Got us a fat gram and a paramedic!
Cokehead 2-Why'd you bring him I don't want somebody I don't know watching me, you might as well bring a cop.
Cokehead 1-Nah, it ain't like that I brought a paramedic cuz its snakescale man, he's gonna give us a ride to the hospital when we finish our gram so we don't have heart attacks bro!
Snakescale by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

snakedick 

A highly skilled operator. Able to hide in plain sight and kill at will.
James Bond is a snakedick.
snakedick by snakedicksurprise November 4, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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