snakedick

A medically-recognized condition where in your penis turns into a poisonous serpent.

Tycho: "I take eleven pills a day just so I DON'T see monsters."

Gabe: "That's a lot. You get any side-effects?"

Tycho: "Yeah. Snakedick."

Gabe: "Is that really bad, or really awesome?"

Tycho: "It depends on what you want to do with your dick."

by Red-Rum-18 October 18, 2010

Snakedick

When the penis sheds all of its skin, like a snake.

You better stop going to glory holes. They'll give you snakedick.

by Conany October 18, 2010

snakedick

A highly skilled operator. Able to hide in plain sight and kill at will.

James Bond is a snakedick.

by snakedicksurprise November 4, 2010

snakeback

Mormon shadow-cultist

Fucking snakebacks married my 13 year old daughter!

by God wank November 27, 2017

Spacedicks

Whatever you do, don't look it up.

Don't look up spacedicks on Google. Please.

by abcddotdotdotxyz August 5, 2012

snakerack

Used to describe a large number of unexpected people, places or things

Dang, that is a snakerack of video games, how did you get so many?

by Cryptowizard January 22, 2009

Snapdicked

When you continuously send a person several snapchats of your dick

Brooklyn: "Danilo Snapdicked me last night and it was gross because he has a wart infested chose"

by Mello August 28, 2015