snake water

slang term for alcoholic beverage of King Cobra

Nigga 1: "yo nigga!!! pass me that snake water"
Nigga 2: "which one the 40 oz or the 32 oz?"
Nigga 1: "i dont giva a fuck nigga!!! its the same shit anyway.

by Mad Chemist June 16, 2008

alabama water snake

A penis dipped in chocolate milk

That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake

by farty turds March 1, 2019

water snake toy

A toy that was about 4 inchs long that's made out of rubber used by young man as a pocket pussy. Find them for a dollar at the dollar store.

Oh boy, I have a urge to fuck let me get out my water snake toy for a quick rub out.

by Any9090 April 17, 2017

Indonesian Water snake

When a male and female counterpart engage in an intense session of ass- eating... underwater.

I heard you popped and Indonesian water snake on that bimbo. Nice, bro.

by uberdriverwithaids January 1, 2017

Two-Headed water snake

The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.

Jimmy : did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

Walter : fuck it dude let's go bowling.

by BigBananaTarzan May 31, 2016

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Alabama Water Snake

Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.

Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.

by Speeggggy July 10, 2024