snake raper

Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.

That awful tee shot that still went 80 yards was a real snake raper.

by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010

Texas Snake Raper

The type of golf shot when one hits the ball very low to the ground; low enough to concuss an unlucky snake.

Bill: Sam, how'd your tee shot go?

Sam: I just hit the worst Texas Snake Raper of my life.

by Sirender August 17, 2011

Snake Rape

Using a snake for sexual pleasure, or snakes raping each other.

Did you see how Sandy got snake raped last Tuesday.

by BILLS2020 November 5, 2018

shake rape

when you see someone you know and they offer you there hand for a greeting shake as one would at a business interview. However at the last second they try and do some fancy bro shake with you ending in epic fail on all accounts. This usually leaves the unsuspecting recipient feeling ashamed and less then a man.

(Situation: At the club in front of some girls and you get shake raped by a bro)

girls: hahahaha you totally fucked that up you must have a small penis

you: fuck that!, I just got shake raped.

by matttatts September 6, 2011

Snape Rape

Any Harry Potter fanfiction or fan art which contains the character Severus Snape commiting an act of rape on any man/woman/werewolf

Titan - Dude were you whacking it to HP slash last night?
Blackdog - No doubt, straight up Snape Rape!

by The Fresh July 9, 2007

Snape rape

A game designed to cause public humiliation by vocalizing a desire to rape Professor Snape in his favorite sexual position which was unanimously voted to be doggie style. When a person sees a friend across campus unaware of their presence they yell Snape rape! As loud as they can. The friend yells Snape rape back as loud as they can to confirm they know the first person is there. Lots of onlookers then gawk at the pair for vocalizing such a weird request in public as a greeting.

Girl 1: Snape Rape!
Girl 2: Snape Rape! I called it first.

by Heliodor229 December 9, 2008

shake n' rape

When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.

Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.

by Dominatrickz April 19, 2013