Snail Pace 

To walk(bop/longbop) very slowly almost in like a dazed like way as if you have no idea where you are and why you're there.

'Wheres Charlotte?'
'Down the road'
'She'll be about an hour then'
'Yeah man major snail pace'

Snail Pace by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 7, 2005

snail Pace 

When someone/ something goes increadibly slow, like a snail or slug.

Guy 1: hey dude I'm not ready yet
Guy 2: ill go snail pace dw
Guy1: cool, slide along nadges

snail Pace by beccakg1 May 15, 2011

snailpaper 

(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours

"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."

-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009

snailpaper by PRwiz101 November 21, 2009

snailface

When, viewed from the side, a person appears to have no chin or jaw. Skin forms a near straight line from the chin to the chest. Predominantly used as derogatory for a female.

Gross! Look at that nasty snailface chick.

snailface by mr;dwlkvfje; April 12, 2011

snailpacking 

The concept of exploring new places at a snail's pace whilst carrying your home with you on your back. Typically travelling over an extended period, snailpacking is a minimalist lifestyle where only the most essential items are required - in the same way a snail carries everything in its shell. Travellers have the time to fully appreciate the new environments around them by moving steadily.

My girlfriend and I are about to go snailpacking through Colombia, Ecuador and Peru for six months.

snailpacking by Snailpackers December 5, 2023