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Snack rule: Sharing snacks? What’s that

by Yoitshypermanset December 3, 2019

Snackrilege

The act of consciously defaming tasty party snacks.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna triscuit?

Person 2: God no, triscuits taste like week old ass.

Person 1: Bite your tongue blasphemer, I will not stand for such snackrilege!

Person 2: *flips bird*

by St.Charlatan March 8, 2010

snackriledge

Snack foods that are expected to be exceptional, but do not live up to their expectations and result in disappointment, usually utter disappointment. Also a portmanteau of the words "snack" and "sacrilege"

That nacho-flavored salsa your mom makes tastes like cat food--total snackriledge!

by Lillithb May 23, 2008

snackrilege

1. Buying some sugary abomination, usually from a vending machine.

2. Eating something that your posse would normally consider un-cool.

I committed an act of gross snackrilege today: I secretly bought a bag of Gummy Bears from the vending machine and ate them all.

by TheDeathBot April 16, 2009

snackrilege

1. The act of disrespecting a delicious snack by deliberately consuming a snack of lesser quality

2. treating a low quality snack as interchangeable with a snack of better quality

Man 1:"Hey man, would you like some of my mom's homemade cookies?"
Man 2:"Nah dude, I have these store-brand cookies I got on sale at Walmart."
Man 1: "Woah. that's some serious snackrilege."

by MaeFlower314 November 18, 2022

Snackrilege

The act of eating the last of someone else's food that they had been looking forward to eating.

After a long day at work, I went to the fridge to grab my leftovers only to find that my husband had committed snackrilege.

by HangryWordsmith March 2, 2026