smusa 

Stoner Man USA, A kick ass old dude with a beard who looks like he might smoke reefer

Dude, the guys from zztop are smusas.

smusa by Daniel Huntley December 14, 2008

cheeky little sausage 

Smart-ass or a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.

- Pr0V1nc3

Well aren't you just a cheeky little sausage.

cheeky little sausage by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018

sausage pistol 

A man's penis.

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

sausage pistol by beef cannon bill April 24, 2011

Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

Gettysburg Sausage by Davenport B Fry April 17, 2014

smuah 

"Shaking my ugly ass head."

"I'm still drunk at work after drinking champagne all night and watching the Scooby Doo movie. SMUAH"

smuah by crimby September 21, 2019

Sausage Stuffing 

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity

She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

Sausage Stuffing by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Pocket Sausage 

When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.

Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?

Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.

Pocket Sausage by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013