Smurb

Combing the words SOME & HERB sounds like someherb.

Hey Man Got Smurb? Lets Roll A Bleezy!

by Smoov-P August 1, 2009

smurb

a word defining someone that YOU call dumb, but are actually very smart. you just call them dumb for fun. mostly confused with 'smurf'

'you're smart." "did you not just call me a dumb clam?" "you smurb."

by flerui September 16, 2022

Smurfburn

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

Smurder

The act of being blue or a Smurf when you are a killer.

"Did you just smurder him?" said Squirrel

by DomoTrimbleMLG April 10, 2017

smerb

Short-hand slang for "Some Herb" - can be used in mixed company - at work, etc.

Hey man, I heard you were looking for smerb?

by The Stash June 15, 2010

Smerbia

A small land-locked island in the South Pacific, somewhere near Norway. It shares borders with Argentina and Kazakhstan. It's like Serbia, but with an M in it. The Smerbian flag features its coat of arms, a raptor riding a bear riding an elephant. The raptor-bear-elephant cavalry of course is our only defense against flying sharks. For if sharks could fly, we would all be doomed.

The second verse of the Smerbian national anthem has no words. Instead, singers are supposed to hum nervously as if they've forgotten the words. It ends with a majestic kazoo solo.

The king of Smerbia took a lunch break 10 years ago and never returned, so since then Smerbia has become a republic state until he returns. Smerbia still retains a Royal Guard, an army of ninjas, to guard the non-existent royals.

Hail Smerbia!

by CasaDeFruta June 28, 2010