scurbies

small crabs that crawl all around your nether-reagons.

HENDO has scurbies and a coufander

by wang face April 17, 2003

Scurries

The name given to a small creature (like an otter or a raccoon) when they run around or cause mayhem.

I walked outside only to see a scurries rummaging through the garbage bin. It saw me and scurried away.

by little scurries October 31, 2017

Scubbies

The aftermath of sex. Any fluids, stains, or diseases that your body or bed have aquired from sex.

"Dude... what the hell is that on your sheets!!! It's red or something?"
"Aww shit man its scubbies!!!"
"I need to wash that shit out."

by Scubbs March 15, 2004

Scurpies

Rare disease consisting of huge red bumps on and surrounding the bagina. Can be transmitted through sexual contact and/or kissing.

After a fun night with a random hooker, Dewey developed scurpies.

by Bob Wehadababyitsaboy January 22, 2005

Scurpies

A mix between scurvy and herpes. Mostly carried by pirates, and because the only pirates left on the planet are Asian or Somalian, they are the only ones who are susceptible to it.

Man, did you see the scurpies on the mouth of that Thai water bandit?

by MKUltra56 April 30, 2011

scarbies

When you're a good dog you get a treat for it

Does scooby want some scarbies

by Peetuh October 26, 2022