A mix between scurvy and herpes. Mostly carried by pirates, and because the only pirates left on the planet are Asian or Somalian, they are the only ones who are susceptible to it.
Man, did you see the scurpies on the mouth of that Thai waterbandit?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'