Smunchies

The munchies after sex

Man that was fun, but now i got the smunchies real bad!

by asanovic June 11, 2009

smunchies

noun, meaning half soft half hard munchies.

what you smunch on when you are stoned instead of munchies

man those smunchies kick'd ass last night.

by cory hall October 24, 2007

Skinchies

Expression used by children in NE England, whereby you cross your fingers and shout "Skinchies" to be safe or claim immunity when playing a game.

Can be nullified by another player shouting "Nae skinchies!" while your fingers are uncrossed.

“I'm not out I've got skinchies.”
"You can't tag me, I've got skinchies."

by BigScotsLass October 31, 2014

Turd munchies

When you drop a massive turd and feel hungry afterwards.

Tim ate all of the pizza because he had the turd munchies after dropping a huge deuce.

by Lord Fartington master of shit December 21, 2014

Merfle Munchies!

A website containing artwork of baby dragons designed to look like stylized desserts, they are usually called "Dessert dragon whelps".

baby food dessert whelp dragon Merfle Munchies! merfle munchie merfle

by Sixthleafclover December 15, 2010

carpet munchies

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.

Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!

by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011

Sex Munchies

Just like the munchies you get from being high, this is getting very hungry after having some really good sex.

This mostly happens to guys after a good fucking session. This ensures you sleep well- satisfied x 2 !

Late at night:
"Are there some sandwiches still left in the fridge baby?*
"Yea I gat the Sex Munchies too John, get me some as well."

by Ntee September 7, 2013