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Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.
Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

The skinniest legends 

“The skinniest legends” is a group chat composed on instagram by fat people. They released 3 singles up from their upcoming self titled album “the skinniest legends”, one of them being “Deco bitches” which received 10 platinum plaques and topped the instagram explore page. The group chat is currently run by : “@60sdeath”, “@radiocola”,”@pastventura”,”@tropicodaze”, deactivated account “@moteldeath”, “@lizzystrailer” ,”@sleepingwithwitches”,”@lolitaslolly”,”@ridingtheride”,”@lanadelrey and her @honeymoon account” , as well as “@70s.delrey”,”@highbyethebeach”,”@tropicobaby”,”@lanaismybestfriend”,”@gayjailer”,”@lustforfroots” , “@missborntolose”, “@groupielover” and “@delreydisease”.
•“Mom, can i preorder the skinniest legends album?, its 10,99 dollars!”
•“Did you hear the skinniest legends new song? Its really skinny!”
•”lanaismygod to neohumanism : did you hear about the skinny legends? They are so ratchet! I’m CaLliNg ThE CoPs!”
Man that was fun, but now i got the smunchies real bad!
Smunchies by asanovic June 11, 2009

Skinniest Fat Chick 

Someone who doesn't have any perspective on their own life because of the group of people they were surrounded by. The skinniest girl in a group of fat chicks for example would consider herself thin by comparison.
She's definitely the skinniest fat chick of that group, she 'only' got two baby daddy's

Skinnies 

Skinnies are defined as millita forces hailing from an impovished nation
Was originaly used to describe people in Somallia in "Black Hawk Down" but has also extended to other regions of conflict.

Also used in Multiplayer Games, such as Command and Conquer: Generals, to describe the Terrorist teams
"Skinnies, comming into the left-hand side of your base!"
"Don't worry, Pathfinders have them pinned."
Skinnies by AzraelDA November 23, 2004

skinnies 

Slang term used by American forces in the horn of Africa to describe the African soldiers who are much thinner than Americans.
The skinnies in Djibouti were a lot better on the nose than the smellies in Bahrain.
skinnies by quick_flex November 15, 2007