smuffamut

Someone that is going nowhere in life and constantly expect somebody to take care of them whether it be a man or a woman they expect the other to take care of them that can be as sneaky as a snake and still laughing your face acting like they care when in reality they're just too scared to grow up or is meant to say are worthless

Damn Sam I guess I'm going to continue treating him like a Smuffamut he wants to act like it so I'm going to treat him like one..

smuffamut by Charla Alexander March 1, 2022

SnuffaMuffagus 

Femal version of the Woolly Mammoth off of Seseme Street that is a lesbian.

If the Woolly Mammoth off of Seseme Street was a female and a lesbian I bet her name would be SnuffaMuffagus.

SnuffaMuffagus by SassyJax01 May 16, 2011

Smuffacated 

When a fat chick sits on your face making it almost impossible to breath.

When ol'girl sat on my face last night I had to tapout or blackout, she almost smuffacated me with those thighs.

Smuffacated by Dirty Aryan May 4, 2009

smuffacated 

combination of smothered and suffocated. like when your aunts are hugging you a little to tight and you cant breathe

Autnt Jenna hugged me so tight, i felt smuffacated.

smuffacated by v88 October 9, 2008

Smuffmuffin 

An amazing person that is always there for you, great to have as a friend.

Thank you, you're a very good smuffmuffin.

Smuffmuffin by eloogle.moc.hi August 2, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008