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Someone that is going nowhere in life and constantly expect somebody to take care of them whether it be a man or a woman they expect the other to take care of them that can be as sneaky as a snake and still laughing your face acting like they care when in reality they're just too scared to grow up or is meant to say are worthless
Damn Sam I guess I'm going to continue treating him like a Smuffamut he wants to act like it so I'm going to treat him like one..
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SnuffaMuffagus 

Femal version of the Woolly Mammoth off of Seseme Street that is a lesbian.
If the Woolly Mammoth off of Seseme Street was a female and a lesbian I bet her name would be SnuffaMuffagus.
SnuffaMuffagus by SassyJax01 May 16, 2011
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Smuffacated 

When a fat chick sits on your face making it almost impossible to breath.
When ol'girl sat on my face last night I had to tapout or blackout, she almost smuffacated me with those thighs.
Smuffacated by Dirty Aryan May 4, 2009

smuffacated 

combination of smothered and suffocated. like when your aunts are hugging you a little to tight and you cant breathe
Autnt Jenna hugged me so tight, i felt smuffacated.
smuffacated by v88 October 9, 2008

Smuffmuffin 

An amazing person that is always there for you, great to have as a friend.
Thank you, you're a very good smuffmuffin.
Smuffmuffin by eloogle.moc.hi August 2, 2016

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026