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getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.
Some hot blond hot chick comes over and i gave her the SMUCK FUCK!!
by dustin smuck November 20, 2008
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!
Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020
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