getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.
by dustin smuck November 21, 2008
When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!
Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!
Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
by Stu Caruthers March 14, 2020