An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.

"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."

Smuck Teams by Tom May 15, 2004

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suchka

It's a slang word in russian for bitch.

"Yesterday Yana was acting like a suchka."

suchka by Andre January 10, 2005

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Smuck

A person who acts foolish

Stop acting like a smuck.

Smuck by Soul_at_sea February 14, 2014

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Smuckada

1:A person who in reality has a normal sense of their surroundings but engages in stupid activity. 2:A normal person who doesn't have very much common sense. See smuck

One normal innocent highschool student went out with his friends one night and rings people's doorbells. That person is considered a smuckada.

Smuckada by Timothy Buckley Freme June 17, 2008

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