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avetard stairs 

The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.
One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.
avetard stairs by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Apple Stairs 

Fuck bruh I just broke my 200 dollar Macbook when I fell off the Apple Stairs‼️
Apple Stairs by Zesteas October 16, 2021

Heaven Stairway incident 

Heaven stairway incident will occur in NewYork city at the 27th of May 2021 at that time his knowledge will guide us the ships of pain will carry our sins away we will know him for he is the creator
Guy1: dude look at this the heaven stairway incident is happening

Guy2: what are you talking about I only see a happymeal in the backseat of a car

stair-banging 

An act described as a rough humping on a flight of stairs.
In "A History of Violence" Viggo Mortensen got some hot steamy stair-banging.
stair-banging by BRizzau May 19, 2006

Staircase 

A ramp with teeth
Don't worry, the staircase won't bite!
Staircase by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 18, 2019

Stairmaster 

A legend who is known to have sexual intercourse under flights of stairs at John Marshal High School. He Is now graduated and living the sauce life.
Student: too bad stairmaster isn't here anymore. I looked up to him so much.
Stairmaster by stairmasterisgnarly January 19, 2014