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Adj....when you smash (fuck) then bounce (leave) without further communucation.
Man, I smounced this female last night from the bar.
smounce by mandodickalicious November 1, 2014
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smouncing 

Verb - To talk to someone on multiple social networks over the course of a short time - social media bouncing
Julia and I were talking on Insta, FB messenger and text. Hardcore smouncing.
smouncing by ihappentohave May 21, 2020
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to forcefully shove a flaccid penis into a woman
Man: Dude did you bang out Alex last night?

Dude: I had to smunce her because I couldn't get hard.

Man: Righteous!
smunce by Palmcroft_ April 27, 2014
to sniff and pounce upon something, in a playfully romantic way.

sniff + pounce = snounce.
I haven't seen my boyfriend in ages. I am going to snounce him as soon as he picks me up from the airport.
snounce by Tarakur September 7, 2009
(v)To leave a group of people without informing anyone of your departure.
Where did Justin go? I dont know he must have scounced.
scounce by Texas Stu October 23, 2006
Also known as “Slut-Pouncing”
/slouns/
verb
1.

To spring or pounce suddenly so as to capture a slut

noun
1. A sudden spring or pounce to capture a slut
I think my man Micah is about to slounce on one of these thots
Slounce by Dr. Slounce February 8, 2018

sana mana ounce scounce blitz 

a really funny saying that people at my old job used to pass the time, i dont know or have any idea where the fuck it came from, just someone with a really fucked up imagination, its often done with waving hands in front of the face at the same time
YO man guess what?!, what?, sana mana ounce scounce blitz, ::waves hands in front of face:: hahaha
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