smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.

The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.

by Mike March 25, 2004

Smother Fucker

A man who does not hold his weight up during missionary sex. His weight is all on the woman and she has a very hard time breathing.

That smother fucker just about killed me last night!

I won't be dating anymore smother fuckers...I may not survive the next one!

by Meg Kelso October 5, 2006

smuther fuck

streaching your sac over your girls mouth and nose while jacking off on her forehead....

Mindy had to get up and be lead to the bathroom after being blinded by being smuther fucked.....

by holeinone March 18, 2010

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by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

Smotherfucker

A smotherfucker is someone who gains sexual gratification by means of smothering or choking thier partner either during or piror to intercourse. The person being smothered is most usually not aware of the smotherfucker's intentions until it is too late.

Dan: "The face she made was priceless. So blue and terrified! Hehehehe!"
Mary: "Dan, you're such a smotherfucker!"

by Interstellar Fuckernaut January 27, 2009

smotherfuckin

when two obese, gravy sweating, porkers, have hot butt naked sex

rosie o'donnel & star jones are smotherfuckin

by soul clap March 18, 2005

Smotherfucked

the outcome of a poorly executed golf shot whereby the result is a severe hook that does not get airborne.

Gary, you "smotherfucked " the shit out of that tee shot.

by Chuxmad October 22, 2022