A man who does not hold his weight up during missionary sex. His weight is all on the woman and she has a very hard time breathing.
That smother fucker just about killed me last night!
I won't be dating anymore smother fuckers...I may not survive the next one!
Buy a
Smother Fucker
mug!
A co-porker is a female who enjoys sleeping with married men at work. They can hardly be called a co-worker as that would imply that work is being accomplished. Rather, they spend their time porking. Co-porkers are usually trashy and have herpes.
"My husband treats his office like most men treat a pick-up bar. He always seems to find the office co-porker within two weeks of beginning a new job."
"Colleen is the office co-porker, go ahead and take a shot at her, the rest of us already have."
Used as a verb, Antagoblog is something that one does. He or she who antagoblogs creates and maintains a blog and does so in order to annoy, pester or otherwise irritate another person. There may or may not be any creativity at work during antagoblogging, quality is not a factor. The main features of antagoblogging are that it is specifically redundant in focus and predominantly derogatory in nature.
Used as a noun, it is the blog created by antagoblogging.
I created this word after my divorce.
Damn, Meg hasn't stopped antagoblogging about Rick since the divorce!
Did you read that antagoblog Meg wrote about Rick? WHEW! It is NASTY!
A McMoron is a person who works in a box and hears you say, "I'll have two Big Macs, an order of fries and a vanilla shake." Yet, they hand you a bag containing a Filet of Fish, an apple pie and a sweet tea.
That McMoron screwed up my order AGAIN!
A cyber-whipped man is one who is overly solicitous to a "woman" who may or may not exist. These men will even modify their own behavior for a "person" that they know only through emails. The men will do many things for the cyber-whipper, anything from stroking an ego to sending cash.
John is just the lastest in a long line of cyber-whipped guys that she leaves in her wake. She'll use him for a while and then dump him like she usually does.
