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Smotherfucker

A smotherfucker is someone who gains sexual gratification by means of smothering or choking thier partner either during or piror to intercourse. The person being smothered is most usually not aware of the smotherfucker's intentions until it is too late.
Dan: "The face she made was priceless. So blue and terrified! Hehehehe!"
Mary: "Dan, you're such a smotherfucker!"
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Smotherfucker

1. Somebody who has engaged in the act of getting jiggy with a person who they are, through either coincidence or from premediation, smothering with a pillow or other such smothery thang.

2. A general nob-end.
Stop smothering me, you smotherfucker!

Smotherfucker

A Smelly Mother Fucker. One who neglects to shower and or bathe. Lack of hygiene. One who is scared of the soap. A smelly mother fucker who puts there stank ass feet upon their pillow in which they sleep on.
Justin you have your stank ass feet on your pillow you SMOTHERFUCKER. Take a fuckin shower you stank ass.
Smotherfucker by Tommy Tucker February 7, 2005

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Alexis feo ugly motherfucker 

when you fuck with spic cartel nothing else
person 1: is Alexis feo ugly motherfucker

mexicano 3: stupid mexicano shut the fuck up u latino spic. WHAT DO U FUCKING THINK RETARD LIKE THE NAME LITERALLY GIVES AWAY UR ANSWER

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker 

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!
"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

GQ Motherfucker 

Celebrity of the male persuation good looking enough to grace the cover of GQ magazine
GQ Motherfucker by trekkieFTW May 25, 2009
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