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Smoosh Smoosh

Snooki's (Nicole Polizzi) term for a casual sexual encounter, occuring on Jersey Shore. Used in the South Park Episode "New Jersey", in which the Snooki monster can only verbalize the words "smoosh smoosh".
Snooki monster: "Snooki want Smoosh Smoosh!"
Kyle Broflovski: "You're gonna have to go somewhere else to get your smoosh smoosh Snooki!"
Snooki monster: "Awww..."
Smoosh Smoosh by veghead95 October 18, 2010
Words you can keep

Smoosh smoosh

To have sex with someone.
Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!
Smoosh smoosh by Grandwing October 18, 2010

Smoosh smoosh

It is what Snooki wants.
Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!!
Smoosh smoosh by Thatguy Overthere December 20, 2010

Snooki want smoosh smoosh 

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.
SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!
A combination of smooch and squish. Usually a term of affection.
That kitten is so freaking adorable I just want to smoosh it half to death.
smoosh by whatevskies August 14, 2012

Smoosh Flag

Rhymes with douche bag, but twice as douchey. Used in places where the use of douche bag may not be appropriate.
I'm thinking of a phrase, 2 words that rhyme with Smoosh Flag... Oh, you mean douche bag?!
Smoosh Flag by wyobilly307 May 3, 2011
To have sex with; to fuck

Past Tense: Smooshed

Also See: Smooshing
ie:

-What did you & that whooarh bag do last nite?
-Bro, We smooshed! ;)
Smoosh by Pumpin-Pauly-G February 3, 2010
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